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The Swiss Raid Commando was a military competition. It was discontinued after the 18th edition in 2009 due to economic constraints. The competition's motto was \"Vouloir, Croire et Oser\".
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Whoop-Up Days is an annual 5-day exhibition and rodeo held in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada organized by the Lethbridge & District Exhibition.
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